10 Things Disclosed about CFH by the Sultans
10. CFH does not allow even life to get in the way of its pursuit of bliss. So, if life doesn't stand a chance, do you really think you will?
9. No matter how hard you try, you will never comprehend the complexity of CFH. However, do not feel discouraged!
8. Don't ever underestimate the sultans. We will make you feel incredibly inferior and utterly unintelligent if you try to challenge us.
7. Although we sultans may overwhelm you with an intimidating aura, we play harder.
A little tip: don't try to fool us, aight bud?
6. Sultaneity cannot be replicated, only revered. The sooner you understand this, the more glorious your days will be.
5. Do not attempt to rival the powers of the CFH. This will only lead you into a depressing vortex of failure from which only absolute reverence to CFH principles will save you.
4. Time and distance will never erode nor diminish the grandiosity of CFH.
3A. Chill comes knocking at OUR door whenever it's bored.
3B. Genius comes knocking at OUR door whenever it lacks inspiration.
3C. Asshole comes knocking at OUR door whenever it's having girl problems.
2. The Sultans unite once a year; discounting any futile attempts by life to disturb the flow of the divine order. Refer to 4.
1. CFH is not a right. It is a divinity.
